I took a small hiatus from writing. It was excruciating. Here are some things I jotted down while away from the keyboard.
“There’s absolutely nothing I don’t like about Vin Diesel.” -The Man I Married
Heaven will smell like white bread. #paleo
7:30 P.M. and the Ice Cream Man is creepin’ in my neighborhood while I am trying to put my children to bed. This is how people get shot.
Has anyone else had to chase a Disney princess pool float through the Aldi parking lot? No? Cool. Me neither.
Dinner consisted of sweet potato chips (the whole bag), salsa, and green olives.
Sometimes, when I see a baby boy’s sweet little feet, I think, “One day these will be so ugly.”
If guacamole didn’t spoil so quickly, I would sculpt it into a man and marry it. No shame.
When you don’t use your blinker, it makes me want to karate kick your clavicle. I mean it.